all of my patients have excellent vision

my husband and i were measuring the hallway in my office lat night for some furniture we had to move, leading me to the realization that we've been putting our patients two feet closer to the eye chart than they should be.

ludicrosity abounds

if that is not a word then i must make its so, based on the paperwork a patient dropped off for me today.  the first was a form asking me to estimate the patient's medical expenses for the year, including dental, prescriptions, other doctor's visits, etc.  ask the patient, not me!  i'm her doctor, not her accountant.  the second was a form asking me to justify the disability detailed below.  the next part of the form was a series of blank lines. ??? !  somebody save me!