Monday, June 13, 2011

medical terminology repurposed

anal verge - this is when you are about to refold the towels that your husband just folded, but he did it wrong.  you are on the anal verge.  don't go there!

psoriasis - the look you give your sister or girlfriend when you want her to shut up.  girl, did you just  give me the psoriasis?

abscess - a verb that means to harbor bitter emotions.  don't abscess over that.  better to express yourself.

PEA (pulseless electrical activity) - the eerily quiet sound your hybrid makes at a stoplight.

uvula - okay, i can't think of anything for this word, but i still love to say it.  submissions are welcome!

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