Sunday, April 10, 2011

top five things you probably shouldn't worry about

1.  gas
2.  snapping, creaking, popping or any other noise your joints make that is not associated with pain
3.  gradually thinning hair
4.  toenail fungus
5.  GAS (i felt this needed special emphasis as people seem inclined to tell me in detail about their troublesome gas problems.)

the following reasons not to worry apply to all of the above:

1.  it won't kill you
2.  you can't really do anything about it


  1. I seem to get a recurring pimple in the same place...

  2. Easy for you to say, you don't live with the person suffering from gas.

  3. I think we should call a fart a fart.

  4. Thanks, good to know. I won't bother anyone with these. An exclusion list is always helpful...I think.