Did you leave it in Chicago? I will look for it, and if I find it, will send it back.
I’ve looked under the Golden Gate Bridge, checked Muir Woods around the giant redwoods and peeked into most of the small neighborhood bars here and have not seen it anywhere.
I got up one morning, couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were! -- Steven WrightMaybe it would work for a sense of humor, too. Just sayin'.