the next time someone's catchy ringtone goes off in my exam room i am going to stop whatever it is i'm doing and bust into one of my signature dance moves. that would be in direct violation, however, of my daughter's emphatic decree that i never dance in public. she would say it like this, with just the right amount of that endearing twelve year old flare for the dramatic: 'mom, swear to me right now, you will NEVER. DANCE. IN PUBLIC.'